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Cuckoo Club Table Prices & VIP Bottle Service

Two floors of Mayfair nightlife done right

The Cuckoo Club on Swallow Street has been a Mayfair staple for years — a two-floor venue that manages to feel both polished and fun without taking itself too seriously. The ground floor leans towards house music while the basement goes harder with hip-hop and RnB. It's one of the most versatile clubs in the area.

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Cuckoo Club Minimum Spend & Table Prices

Floor Table

From £1,000

Minimum spend per table. Standard tables on the main floor with full table service.

VIP Table

From £2,000

Minimum spend per table. Premium positions with the best views and enhanced service.

Prices are starting minimums and vary by night of the week, group size, and special events. The minimum spend is not an entry fee — it's the amount you spend on drinks (premium spirits, champagne, or both) at your table.

What's Included with Your Table at Cuckoo Club

Priority entry for your group
Reserved table and seating area on your chosen floor
Personal table service all night
Premium spirits or champagne
Mixers, ice, and garnishes
Access to both floors of the venue

What to Expect at Cuckoo Club

Cuckoo Club has the kind of longevity that most Mayfair clubs would kill for, and that's because it gets the formula right. The ground floor is a stylish lounge-bar that transitions into a club as the night goes on, with deep house and tech house setting the tone. Head downstairs and you're in a different world — the basement is a dedicated hip-hop and RnB room where the energy is higher and the music is harder. This two-floor setup is what makes Cuckoo special. You're not locked into one vibe for the whole night. If your group has mixed music tastes, this is the answer. The crowd is a good mix of Mayfair regulars, young professionals, and international visitors. It's less celebrity-focused than Tape or Cirque but the atmosphere is consistently strong, especially on Fridays and Saturdays. Tables are available on both floors, with basement tables being the most popular for hip-hop fans.

Known For

• Two distinct floors with different music policies
• Consistent Mayfair atmosphere without pretension
• Strong Thursday and Friday nights
• One of the longest-running Mayfair clubs

Best For

Groups with mixed music tastes who don't want to commit to one genre all night. Also great for a solid Mayfair night without the sky-high price tags of the ultra-exclusive venues.

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Cuckoo Club — Essential Details

Music Policy

Ground floor: House, Deep House, Tech House. Basement: Hip-Hop, RnB, Afrobeats

Dress Code

Smart casual to smart. Collared shirts for men, no trainers or sportswear. Women should dress for a Mayfair night out. The door is firm but fair — make an effort and you'll be fine.

Opening Nights

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Opening Hours

10:00 PM – 3:00 AM

Location

58 Swallow Street, Mayfair, London W1B 4DG (Mayfair)

Atmosphere

Stylish but approachable. The two-floor layout keeps things interesting — upstairs is sophisticated, downstairs is where things get rowdy.

Capacity

Approximately 350 across both floors

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Cuckoo Club — Frequently Asked Questions

How much is a table at Cuckoo Club?

Tables at Cuckoo Club start from £1,000 minimum spend. VIP tables and premium positions start from £2,000. Prices can vary depending on the night of the week and any special events.

Does Cuckoo Club play hip-hop?

Yes — the basement at Cuckoo Club is dedicated to hip-hop, RnB, and Afrobeats. If hip-hop is what you're after, request a basement table when you book. The ground floor plays house music.

What nights is Cuckoo Club open?

Cuckoo Club is open Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Thursday and Friday are particularly popular. Saturdays are the biggest night with the highest minimum spends.

What's the dress code at Cuckoo Club?

Smart casual to smart. Men should wear collared shirts and smart shoes. Women should dress for a night in Mayfair. The dress code is enforced but isn't as strict as some of the more exclusive members' clubs.

Is Cuckoo Club good for birthdays?

Cuckoo is a great birthday venue, especially if your group is split between house music and hip-hop fans — the two-floor layout means everyone's happy. We can arrange cakes, sparklers, and birthday packages.